Meme: "Ivy ..."

Type in "[your name]" needs in Google search:
Ivy needs to establish itself as high as possible within the canopy and is programmed to achieve this through climbing.
- This one's referring to the Poison Ivy plant. :)

Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Ivy looks absolutely beautiful.
- Oh wow.
Ivy looks like she has pickle slices for nipples.
- LOL! XD

Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
Ivy Likes Her New Cup.
- New cup? What cup?

Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
Ivy says she has no time for love
- Hindi naman. Love ang walang time para sa'kin. Haha. XD

Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
“Ivy wants her former boyfriend, known as “Mr. Yoo,” to serve in jail for 2 years and 6 months for all the buzz he came up with.
- EH? I never had a boyfriend, okay?

Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Ivy does not want to promote sexy.
- Sexy what? XD

Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Ivy hates the internet.
- Nuuuuuuuu~ I totally love it. I'm an internet addict, by the way. :)

Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
Ivy Goes to the Beach
- Sounds fun. :)

Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Ivy Loves That One Special Person.
- Hmm.. I wonder who is that person. :)

Type in "[your name] has"
Ivy has fixed the problem.
- Yup. I've fixed my blog problem.

Type in "[your name] is"
Ivy is huge.
- Haha! Dream on!
Ivy is truly a unique and special girl
- Very right. :)